I had found this on a website... SO DAMN FUNNY!!!
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20 Things Sasuke Would Never Said
1.Hey look at me! Naruto:What are you doing? Sasuke:Watch!*uses the stringed kunai* I'm SPIDERMAN!!!!! Naruto :Oh god...
2.Why, Naruto, that jacket is so slimming on u! tell me, where did u get it?"
3.Orochimaru-sama? Oro:Yeah? Sasuke:I've decided that I'm not going to use you to get power anymore! I know someone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay stronger then you! With them I'll be able to fulfill my ambition faster! Oro:Yeah? Who? Sasuke:Itachi-san!!!! Oro:*thinks:glad I only want him for his body*
4.I take my fashion tips from rock lee! he's my idol!*dose lee pose*
5.Oh Naruto*rubs himself against Naruto* Naruto:WTF MAN!!!! Sasuke:Wow! Your so much better then any girl I've known!!*moans* Naruto:AHHH!!!GET OFF OF ME!!
6. Kill Itachi? why? he's so sweet! and makes the best muffins!
7.Why would I ever want to become stronger? I plan to marry Ino and help her with the flower shop!
8.Revenge is so, *sniff* mean! T.T
9.I think i'll join the akatsuki! just like my big brother!
10.Okay Neji! let's join ballet together!
11.Ah life! It's been so wonderful to me!*skips down the street and spins around in circles*
12.*walks up to sakura and naruto*Will you marry me? Sakura:OH SASUKE!!! I've been waiting my whole life for you to say that! Sasuke:...I wasn't talking to you... Sakura:Nani? Then whom were you talking to? Sasuke:NARUTO-CHAN!!!^^ Sakura:O.O Naruto:O.o Dude what?!!!!
13.TAMATOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14.Don't mess wit me I'm da Emo King!*dose gangster pose*
15..Rock Lee wasn't really the one who took Gaara's eyebrows...IT WAS ME!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*gets killed be Subaku Sou Sou* Gaara:YOU BASTARD!!!!!
16.*walks up to everybody* Everbody:O.O Sasuke:What? Kiba:Uhhh Sasuke what are you wearing? Sasuke:I got tired with my old 'Bad-ass-emo-boy' look so now I'm wearing this! Naruto:But it's...pink...very pink...and it's a dress... Sasuke:*cries*NO ONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO DRESS!!!!!!! I CAN WERE GIRLS CLOTHES IF I WANT!!!
17.*streaks across Konaha*WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18.Guys there something I have to tell you... Kakashi:What is it? Your crazy brother? Your twisted way of how you think of things? Your revenge? Sasuke:no...I'm...I'm gay... Naruto:YES!*thinking: now Sakuras all mine!* Sasuke:Huh?! You feel the same Naru-chan? Naruto:Nani?Sasuke:*glomps Naruto*Yes! I knew from the very beginning that you and I were made for each other!!! Naruto:NOOOOOOOO!!!
19.*walks up to Itachi* *sings* I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug *hugs Itachi* a kiss from me to you *kisses Itachi* won't you say you love me too?! Itachi:...no...
20.*walks down the road swaying his hips and sings * I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Isn't it fantastic being made of plastic! You can brush my hair! Take me anywhere! IMAGINATION!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I've laughing my head off by this quiz here....!!!!! WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!