someone sent this thing to me and it was so funny, so i post it here.
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白羊座:
妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： "穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！"
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：" 今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ " 妈妈生气地说： "不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！" 羊羊骄傲地说：" 可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ "

金牛座:
卖瓜小贩：" 快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ " 饥渴的牛牛： " 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！"

双子座:
妈妈叫双双起床： " 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！" 双双说： "公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！ "

巨蟹座:
公车上，蟹蟹说： "今晚我要和妈妈睡！ " 妈妈问道：" 你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ " 蟹蟹不假思索：" 嗯！ " 妈妈又问： " 那你媳妇怎么办？ " 蟹蟹想了半天，说：" 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！ " 妈妈： " ！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—" 再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！

狮子座:
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：" 我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？" 众人听了脸色大变。 接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：" 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！" 众人晕的晕，吐的吐。

处女座:
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。 爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说："婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 " 处处： "那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？"

天秤座:
父亲对天天说： " 今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。" 天天却回答：" 爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！ "

天蠍座:
蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。 他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： "好吧，你不出去我出去！ " 边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说：" 哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！"

射手座:
射射： " 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？" 爸爸： "因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。 " 射射：…… （疑惑中） 射射： "那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？ " 爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊

摩羯座:
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。 妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说：" 下雨了，快往前跑阿！ " 羯羯慢条斯理地问：" 那前面就不下雨喽！？ "

水瓶座:
瓶瓶问妈妈：" 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？ " 妈妈说： " 因为' 先人 '是对死去的人的称呼。 " 瓶瓶说： " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？"

双鱼座:
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。 听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问：" 哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？ "
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end there.
english test finish today.
i do not know how to discribe it, but i don't know if i would pass or not.
nah.
i don't know.
just came back from friend house, as i must go to her house to do some things about PW.
then go to TM, buy some tibits and went home.
normal life.
nothing weird happening.
muahaha.
lol.
i'm getting crazier and crazier.
nah, not really.
but maybe i was.
never mind.
got to go now.
bye.

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